How to use GitKraken v2 and Roll Up the Rim to "Really" Win (Launch Contest)

This shows you how to initialize a repo like a pro, edit a README file like a boss, and commit your changes like a bad-ass AND and and.... win a donut like... a really lucky S.O.B.! Honestly this is just a submission entry for GitKraken's v2.0 Launch Contest. So whatcha waiting for? GIT... KRAKEN, GIT IT?