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The Original Flying Demoman (TFD)

The ancient art of 'per aere' advantageous velocity (or more commonly known by its practitioners as 'flying through the air, landing and proceeding to shank everyone in sight with a bottle) has been handed down through generations by my ancestors. Timeline: 4000 BC - Ug Ug Demoman masters the art of sticky grenades and begins to explore the theory of 'per aere' velocity. 30 BC - T. Flyingus Demomanus travels across the Italian mainland via usage of 'per aere'. He is appraised by the Senate for his deed. 1000 AD - Sir Flyyng Dymómyn conquers the Saxons, Vikings and the Armenian territories in two weeks with his advantageous technique. He is made a martyr by Harold II. 1600 AD - Ancient tomes detailing the art of 'per aere' are discovered by Italian scholars in Venice during the Renaissance period. 1996 AD - Present Flying Demoman

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9 ноября 2024 г.

The ancient art of 'per aere' advantageous velocity (or more commonly known by its practitioners as 'flying through the air, landing and proceeding to shank everyone in sight with a bottle) has been handed down through generations by my ancestors. Timeline: 4000 BC - Ug Ug Demoman masters the art of sticky grenades and begins to explore the theory of 'per aere' velocity. 30 BC - T. Flyingus Demomanus travels across the Italian mainland via usage of 'per aere'. He is appraised by the Senate for his deed. 1000 AD - Sir Flyyng Dymómyn conquers the Saxons, Vikings and the Armenian territories in two weeks with his advantageous technique. He is made a martyr by Harold II. 1600 AD - Ancient tomes detailing the art of 'per aere' are discovered by Italian scholars in Venice during the Renaissance period. 1996 AD - Present Flying Demoman

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